Viva La Dumpster

With shouts of
"Viva la Dumpster!"
Lester and Lucas,
the twins, rode
off to search
the local dumpsters
for valued trash.
This almost-grotesque
hobby of their
(appropriately named
dumpster diving)
was something
they did every
Saturday.  Two
zaps of boy and bike, one
green, one white,
would coast down
Courtney Street.
One day, Lester
came back
without his
other half,
shouting, "Lucas
found a toilet!"
Lucas found a
toilet!" (Of course,
he only meant
to tell Victor, but
the rest of the street
thought he ugently
had to "go."